The toilet could never

Ever since the outhouse moved indoors, the toilet has failed men – and the women who love them.

Splash. Drip. Noise.

It’s not bad aim. It’s bad design.

Answer to your questions

  • Placeholders
  • Peeing near the sink
  • Water savings
  • Splash
  • Cleaning agent
  • Utility bills
  • Damage plumbing
  • Installation
  • Plumbing requirements
  • Odor
  • Aesthetics
  • Returns/guarantee
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